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All Puns for December, 2004


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12/31/04

What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?

Curie horse-tea killed the cat.

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12/30/04

What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?

A froidian slip of course!

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12/29/04

Why did the flower seller expand his shop?

Because business was blooming!

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12/28/04

THE WEST ‘ZING’

I need a legal-type pun for when one of the partners comes into my office and asks me if I’m able to take some of their work and I’m trying to rush out the door to get home in time to watch an episode of the West Wing. ~ Chris T, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Work overtime? What am I, an attorney, or a ‘never-to-home-returnee’?”

2) “…But my wife will sue me if I’m tardy — she can be quite late-igious.”

3) “Is this litigation, or late-again-tion?”

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12/28/04

Was Ms. Ciccone snooty even before she became famous?

Yes – b/c she was a pre-Madonna.

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12/27/04

How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?

“Hatless, rugged.”

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12/26/04

Do dominatrixes always work in teams?

Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.

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12/25/04

What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?

Asterrhoids.

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12/24/04
The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
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12/23/04

Which firm demolishes houses in the simplest possible way?

Occam’s Razers.

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