WALLABY DAMNED!

A friend of mine is shortly moving to Australia, and I’d like some Aussie travel puns to send her on her way. Can the ‘Gents help a sister out? ~ Danielle, Halifax (or thereabouts), Nova Scotia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “You may not take to the animals immediately – but you’ll find they kan g’roo(w) on you!”

2) “You get to visit the Australian capital and I don’t? Agh, I Cantberra it!”

3) “If you’re staying til Christmas, check out the Great Barrier Wreath.”

4) “I hear the locals steal kisses from foreigners beneath koala-bear trees —
talk about a ‘eucalyptus yokel-lip-tease‘!”

Finally

5) “Don’t miss the wetland wildlife – it totally crocs!”

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