LONG DISTANCE PUNNER

I’m a distance runner and track coach. Sometimes the trips to races can get pretty boring (alphabet games,etc). Can you crank out some puns to help pick up the pace? ~ John, Montreal

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “I’d love to race sometime in Helsinki – nothing’s sweeter than hitting that Finnish line.”

2) “This bus ride is nothing; I was just at a Greek Orthodox wedding, and the ceremony lasted 3 hours – talk about a marry-thon!”

3) “You know where ghosts hold sprint competitions? … On the wraith track!”

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