The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.” :: PunGents.com

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Pun for 02/12/05

The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”

Topic: pope, religion, the military

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