Dear Pungents, I need a pun for the celebration of 50 years of marriage. ~ Gerry, Victoria, British Columbia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “To make it to our golden anniversary, I had to offer her more carats than sticks!”
2) “Our marriage hasn’t got the bite it once did – fifty years later and I’m her in-denture-d servant!”
3) [after already making a pun] “I shouldn’t make such pungent remarks on my fiftieth anniversary – but she is my beloved whiff!”
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Loading...Dear Pungents, perhaps you can make a pun about chefs or cooking students? Thanks! ~ Eida, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Who has to deal with food-poisoning litigation? The sue-chefs! Do sommeliers also make in-cork appearances? Yes, they’re often winin’ in front of a judge!”
2) “What’s the most Pun Gent spice? Pap-reeka.”
3) “On Valentine’s day do chefs set the loven to high?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sean from Toronto:
Why were people confused when two physicians were found frozen together in a glacier?
Because it was pair-a-docs-sicle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Vickram from India:
Who was Disney’s connection to organised crime?
Don Ald.
Which bird led the organised crime scene?
The capon di tutti capon.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I read your article in the National Post and thought I’d give you a shot. I’m buying an ipod and get free engraving on the back. I’d like to have it engraved with something related to music; I’m restricted to two lines with 23 characters maximum on each line. Ideas? ~ Kelly, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Hooked on sonics
2) “Causin’ some treble with my bass desires…”
3) Kelly’s meloddities [if you have ‘different’ tastes]
4) “Listen up: i am Poddy-trained!”
5) Ear ye, ear ye
6) Stupod music [if you’re nickname’s Stu]
7) “Only old men get shuffle-bored.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
So what if the bird flu, I know birds can fly!
Ben says: “Don’t know if this qualifies as original; it’s something in the news these days and is punny in itself.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, my first grand-daughter, Zoe, was born on Feb 10. She is an Aquarius, born in the year of the rooster. Her parents are the Smiths. Got any puns? ~ Ken, Ottawa, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “She was born in the year of the rooster – I know it because I’m a Zoe-ologist!”
2) “It’s the year of the cock, and Team Smith has added Zoe to their rooster.”
3) “Born in February, Zoe’s already got a zest for knowledge – I know she’ll be a-query-us child!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, with the recent coverage of the Vatican’s decision to back exorcism studies for their priests, I was hoping you could give me some devilish puns! An exorcism course – what could’ve possessed them? ~ Joe, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “A man who’s possessed is also constipated – he’s got the loo-suffer!”
2) “Sick with demons? My grandma would have them gargoyle with salt water!”
3) “Exorcism course at Vatican U? Is that mandatory or hell-ective?”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Marc from Toronto:
What tree bird’s breast shouldn’t you eat?
Think, a bough tit!
Marc says: “A mere apprentice of a pun.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
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