Loretta from Unionville:
The burning blister does not care about the discomfort and inconvenience it causes its host. It is a soulless cystic.
Loretta says, “When do the PunPal t-shirts come out?”
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The burning blister does not care about the discomfort and inconvenience it causes its host. It is a soulless cystic.
Loretta says, “When do the PunPal t-shirts come out?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brandy from Toronto:
What do you call an overly emotional gangster movie?
The Passion of the Heist!
Brandy says: “You really should hire me.”
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What do you call an overly emotional gangster movie?
The Passion of the Heist!
Brandy says: “You really should hire me.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Genny from Toronto:
If you’re Canadian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
European! (You’re a-peein)
Genny says, “I saw you on Speakers Corner… very funny. I’ve been showing your site to the girls around work and one of them suggested this pun from her son. It made me laugh, but may need some work – Canadian part is a kind of confusing. Also, such ‘pun’ful possibilities with your names Rhain and Pat… coincidence or destiny?”
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Is an ungulate with only one partner considered monogaMoose?
Andrew says, “Oh deer, you must think me quite hart-less!I never thought I’d be such a ne’er-doe-well……it behooves me to quit before I get be-hind.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, please use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence. Thanks! ~Am, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Someone who got screwed over in Port-au-Prince is a dicked-Haitian.”
2) “Scandinavian crisps are made from Nordic ‘taters.”
3) “Detest pronouncements from on high? Then you’re an edict hater!”
4) “Dicked? Aid yourself!”
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What do (francophone) cannibals eat for breakfast? Des yeux brouilles!
Marc says: “I recently read your cannibal puns. Very well done, but I couldn’t help noticing
a francophone equivalent to the ‘scrambled legs’ pun.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m looking for video game-related puns for use on a gaming website. ~Pogowolf, Indianapolis, Indiana
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Who’s cares that it’s addictive – I’m havin a Halova time!”
2) “Do priests like to play Nuntendo? Or do they prefer Sony Praystation? And what about the Atari Krishnas?!”
3) “I was always skeptical about Sega Genesis – they called me Cynic the Hedgehog!”
4) “Did you hear about the copyright infringement suit launched against PS2? They’re calling it Grand Theft Motto.”
5) “Before video games ended their plumbing careers, which of the Mario Bros. worked servicing restrooms in Glasgow? Loo-Weegie!“
*rideo means “I laugh” in Latin
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chris from Toronto:
What do you call a woman who is tricked into marrying a transition metal?
Mrs. Lead!
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