Loretta from Unionville:
The burning blister does not care about the discomfort and inconvenience it causes its host. It is a soulless cystic.

Loretta says, “When do the PunPal t-shirts come out?”

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Loretta from Unionville:
The burning blister does not care about the discomfort and inconvenience it causes its host. It is a soulless cystic.

Loretta says, “When do the PunPal t-shirts come out?”

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Brandy from Toronto:
What do you call an overly emotional gangster movie?
The Passion of the Heist!

Brandy says: “You really should hire me.”

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Brandy from Toronto:
What do you call an overly emotional gangster movie?
The Passion of the Heist!

Brandy says: “You really should hire me.”

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Genny from Toronto:
If you’re Canadian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
European! (You’re a-peein)

Genny says, “I saw you on Speakers Corner… very funny. I’ve been showing your site to the girls around work and one of them suggested this pun from her son. It made me laugh, but may need some work – Canadian part is a kind of confusing. Also, such ‘pun’ful possibilities with your names Rhain and Pat… coincidence or destiny?”

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Andrew from Dugald:
Is an ungulate with only one partner considered monogaMoose?

Andrew says, “Oh deer, you must think me quite hart-less!I never thought I’d be such a ne’er-doe-well……it behooves me to quit before I get be-hind.”

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PUN GENTS = DICTAT-WHORES

Dear Pungents, please use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence. Thanks! ~Am, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Someone who got screwed over in Port-au-Prince is a dicked-Haitian.”

2) “Scandinavian crisps are made from Nordic ‘taters.”

3) “Detest pronouncements from on high? Then you’re an edict hater!”

4) “Dicked? Aid yourself!”

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