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Pun for 03/01/05

PUN ON DEMAND: CARD BLANCHE

Dear Pungents, I need a pun to write on my friend’s 19th birthday card. I want him to know that I really appreciate his help and his jokes. ~ Kathryn, Vancouver

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “You’re lucky you’re no longer fodder for cannibals. They only ate teens!”

2) “If it wasn’t for all your kelp, I’d have long ago started smoking pot. Then I’d only see weed!”

3) “I love how you’re always a round - so happy girthday!”

4) Harpy bday - I pulled some strings to write you these jokes!”

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