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Pun for 03/02/05

PUN ON DEMAND: POKER’S WILD

Dear Pungents, Please help! I have a gambling and drinking problem. What would be the best wine selection for my next poker game with my friends? ~ Mark, Kingston, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1 “When I play poker and I’m the killer*, then my wine of choice is a Muscat.”

(*KILL (OR KILL BLIND): an oversize blind, usually twice the size of the big blind and doubling the limit. A kill can be either voluntary or mandatory. The most common requirements of a mandatory kill are for winning two pots in a row at lowball and other games, or for scooping a pot in high-low split. ~ from pokerforum.com)

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