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Pun for 03/05/05

PUN ON DEMAND: OPTICAL EFFUSION

Dear Pungents, I need a pun about an optical education. ~ Ian, Edmonton, Alberta

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Which drugs do ophthalmalogists smoke? Myopium!”

2) “Optometry students need to be devoted, much like the Catholic saints. Are you too willing to experience a stigmata-ism?”

3) “Who could snag rebounds, even in the dark? Dennis Rod-man!”

4) “I thought I was doing well at optometry, but I got a see on my exam!”

5) “How do Wiccan opticians get rid of insect infestations? Perform a see ants!”

6) “Becoming a hawkulist is nothing to spit at.”

7) “Studying optometry lens itself to a good career; that’s no eye-dle spec-ulation!”

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