THE GYM JAM

Dear Pungents, my friend and I are opening a gymnastics studio with a juice bar. We are looking for a very clever name for our studio. Your help is much appreciated. ~Robert (and Lindsay), Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) The Juice-box – Come, kickbox and relax!
2) Summersalts – Now with outdoor patio?
3) Studio ‘Twist’ – Where leverage meets beverage
4) Enter the Mat-tricks (Matrix)
OR
The Mattrix Studio and Bar – Stick the landing, twist the lemon!
5) The Gym-bar-ee (Jamboree)
6) Gym Nasty – We’re far from ‘Routine’
7) Studio G – Get giuiced!
8) Matamaticians
9) The Pike Vault

For the bar itself:

10) Gymniotic Fluids
11) Carrot-Stick the Landing;
OR JUST
The Landing
12) Bar Parallel
13) Fizzical
14) The Tumbler

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