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Pun for 03/20/05

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Dear Pungents, I like to make my car’s licence-plate letters refer to me. My last plate was ABFT; I was born in Toledo, Ontario, thus ‘A Babe From Toledo’. Unfortunately I had to turn those plates in. My new letters are AVTA; I’ve had the car three days and have been working on it, but thought you could help. I’m single and I drive a cool car; I need to personalize this new plate. Thanks! ~Rita, Sudbury, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) AVTA: A Very Tasty Angel
2) A Velocity-Tossin Animal
3) A Very Tough Ass
4) A Visionary Through Art
5) A Voluptuous Tender Apple
6) All Vision, Total Action
7) Awesome Vixen, Terrific Attitude
8) Automatic Vehicular Transport Apparatus

bonus ‘silly’ options:
8) Angry Vegan, Terrorized (by) Alzheimers?
9) Amiable Veneer – Television Actor
10) A Virtuous Teenager Always
11) A Vengeful, Troubled Arsonist

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