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Pun for 03/29/05

PUN ON DEMAND: PUN GENTS = DICTAT-WHORES

Dear Pungents, please use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence. Thanks! ~Am, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Someone who got screwed over in Port-au-Prince is a dicked-Haitian.”

2) “Scandinavian crisps are made from Nordic ‘taters.”

3) “Detest pronouncements from on high? Then you’re an edict hater!”

4) “Dicked? Aid yourself!”

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