Andrew from Dugald:
There was a Curdish milkmaid who couldn’t decide on her career path. Should she go into cheese making or continue milking cows? She didn’t know if she should go one whey or the udder.

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Calvin from Edmonton:
In the springtime, trees are leaving in groves!

Calvin says, “I know you guys like the long build-up, but there’s a place for pithy puns too, eh.”

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Marty from Toronto:
We all know what happens when you fall asleep, but what happens when sleep falls on you?
You are under a rest!

Marty says “I have been saving this puppy for a special occasion.”

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Frank from Eldorado:
What did I tell to people who laughed when I fell and broke my arm?
“Stop laughing! It’s not humerus!”
And they tell me “You’re too punny!”

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Andrew from Dugald, MB:
The Royal Canadian Mint is pleased to announce a new 20-cent coin. A spokesman for the Mint said, “We want to change the way people think about money… it’s a whole new paradigm.”

AND

A bank set in the old wild west up in the Sierra Nevada would be high and loansum?

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ARTY HAR HAR

Dear Pungents, I need a catchy title for an art gallery show of both fine art and folk art – sort of a meeting of the two. It should have character while still being classy. ~Emma, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Bi Artisan (or ‘Buy Artisan’ to increase gallery sales)
2) The Fine Folks Exhibit
3) Triple-F-rated: Fine Folk Fusion
4) Fine-Folk art: Handy meets Dandy

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Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When sailors are learning to navigate between Alaska and Russia, are they
told to just keep Bering Strait?

Juneau the one about the Alaskan castaway? After days at sea, he thought
he saw an island covered with golden syrup….imagine his disappointment
when he realized it was all an optreacle Aleutian!

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