Calvin from Edmonton:
What do you call a Prime Minister who has become a ghost of his former influential self?
Pall Martin.
“A timely one for Canadians, perhaps.”
Calvin from Edmonton:
What do you call a Prime Minister who has become a ghost of his former influential self?
Pall Martin.
“A timely one for Canadians, perhaps.”
Dear Pungents, I need a name for a university student portal.~Blue Vulcan, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
1) A portal for for medical students: The portal vein
2) A portal for for dental students: An e-full port-dent (evil portent)
3) The uni bin (looney bin)
4) If the portal has a job section: Hire education
Frank from Eldorado:
What was the name of the U.S. Senator who held up Senate procedures by speaking for hours?
Phillip Buster.
Marty from Toronto:
What does a midget play golf with?
His Minnie Driver!
Marty says, “more for your ‘sporting midgets’ collection…”
Marty from Toronto:
What do midgets surf on?
Microwaves!
Marty says, “Thanks guys, love your site.”
Dear Pungents, I love this website 🙂 Okay Gents – I just started belly-dancing lessons and am loving the crazy wiggling! Give me a pun to sassily and savvily express my delight, and to entice others to take up dancing lessons with me! ~Kimmy, West Bay, Grand Cayman Island
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Belly dancing – it’s no waist of time!”
2) “It’s out of this whirled!”
3) “If you don’t join then you must be into belly duncing – ‘cuz you’re a dummy not to get down wit’ da tummy!”
4) “I promise the instructor will make you feel comfortable. It’s not bully dancing!”
5) “You have no excuse not to dance like Ali Baba – in fact I think it’s ‘alibi ‘bye‘!” (ok that is horrible)
6) “C’mon, all you lonely ladies – by gyrating, you’ll increase your guy rating!”
Frank from Eldorado:
says, “another themed European Capital pun for your collection”
How do audiences treat an untalented and annoying stand-up comic in the Hungarian capital?
They boo da pest!
Dear Pungents, what a good idea; originality these days is a rare commodity! I’d like a pun about my situation involving having feelings for a woman who’s seeing another man. It would help me cope with this impossible thing called being ‘friends’. ~Jason, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “I’m sick of being Platonic – I need some lay tonic!”
2) “She’s got the wrong man, and I’ve got the right hand!”
3) “My feelings for her are like a cancer in my heart. They should call them chemotions!”
4) “They should call me The Relationship Butcher: why did I have to beef-rend her?”
5) “I’m in love, but she must be in loaf, ’cause when I think of what went wrong I just say d’ough!”
6) (bilingual:) “I’m better off sleeping with all of Paris to forget, because when it comes to me and her it’s just ‘baise France’!”
Frank from Eldorado:
Where does the Pope keep his hat?
In a miter-box.
Dear Pungents, I need something to describe having 15 four-hour (or longer) projects to do and everyone wanting them done all on the same day. ~Mike, Georgetown, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Project-ire vomiting
2) Time consume-me-ing!
3) Dreadlines
4) The Demandibles of Death
5) The Grim Report