CT from Toronto:
What do you use to package up Lord of the Rings videos?
Sauron Wrap, of course.
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(5 votes, average: 1.60 out of 5)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
Brigg says, “Some geography puns dedicated to your latest punshine girl and fellow geographer.”
What is little-known superhero Captain Canada’s only weapon? The Canadian Shield.
When geographers can’t find what they’re looking for, do they shed a gazetteer?
Could a glacial explorer who was a fan of derrieres be said to ‘crevasse’? (you know,
‘crave ass’)
What do cartographers (i.e. mapmakers) use to chop wood? Y-axis, of course. (you know, ‘why, axes’)
Why does no one like rude cartographers? Because they’ve got a bad latitude.
Atlas, I’m finished.
Brigg also says, “I just googled Captain Canada, and he actually exists – who knew?”
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What does a Peeping Tom think as he ends his day?
Home is the voyeur home from the see ..
Ben says, “adapted from ‘Home is the warrior home from the sea ….’Robert Louis Stevenson’s Requeim“
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Dear Pungents, I’m on a new dragon boat team representing The Duke of Edinburgh’s Award Holders Association. Check www.dukeofed.org to see what the Award is about. We’re looking for slogans for our team t-shirts to be worn in the Toronto Dragon Boat Festival. Thanks! ~Phil, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Dragon boating: Having a hull of a time.”
2) “The Ducks of Edinburgh – we paddle like quackheads.”
3) “From dragon to braggin’: Duke of Ed = first place.”
4) “The Duke’s Ducks – looking for a stroke of luck!”
5) “We have the Duke of Edinburgh – you other guys just have head-in-burrow.”
6) “Duke’s Dragons: Youth breathing fire down to the wire (not a pun).
7) “We’re on steer-oids!”
8) “Get your mind out of the rudder – full steam ahead.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
Brother John was the only monk who carried a prayerbook filled with
humourous and clever Biblical commentaries. Yes, his breviary was the
sole of wit.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Would the ultra-sound lab in the hospital have a sign over the door: Womb with a View?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sherry from Dugald, MB:
Shouldn’t there be a line of maternity clothes called Fruit of the Womb?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Why did the wife of the extremely hairy cross-dresser got annoyed with him?
Because he was wearing hersute.
If a person who eats vegetables is called a vegetarian, could a cannibal be called a humanitarian?
Frank says, “The second one isn’t a pun.”
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Name of my laundromat:
Lourde of the Wrings.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
It is obvious that the U.S. forces are successful in destroying Saddam Hussain’s regime in Iraq.
First they tracked down and killed the sons, Qusay and Uday, then they Bagged Dad.
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