Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Would a punny priest with a cheesy sense of humour be an irReverend Muenster?
AND
Switzerland’s great psychologist had a fondness for cheese, but had to steer clear of Dutch varieties as they stained his hands. Sad to say, but only the gouda dye Jung.
Andrew says, “I can see the arguments, these puns are full of holes, but don’t be too harsh, I camembert it much longer.”
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Loading...Dear Pungents, a pun please for an anaesthetist who came to Toronto from PEI to visit his daughter. And/or a pun about medicine, the aforementioned doctor, Summerside, PEI and a new hospital. Doctors love punning in the O.R. and I want my dad to have the punning edge! ~Marie, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Anaesthetists have a lot of options. With them it’s ether/or.”
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2) “My anaesthetist father never lets me have my way. He always puts me under the neither!”
3) “Anaesthetists are obsessed with their patients’ hair – they’re always keeping track of Vidal signs.”
4) “Did you hear about the posh anaethetist? He went to an IV League school!”
5) “When I moved to Toronto my dad got so upset he stopped believing in God. I guess it’s cause he’s an atheistician.”
6) “Why are proctologists like anaesthetists? Because they’re anus-squeezy-ologists!”
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7) “Prince Edward Islanders are becoming morbidly obese. No wonder they located a new hospital in Sumoside.”
8) “This new facility ain’t worth a prostitute’s saliva! They should have called it the Summerside Ho-Spittle.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
What’s a roofer’s favourite type of scotch?
Shingle malt, of course.
Brigg says, “another submission from Brigg.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
What’s a roofer’s favourite type of scotch?
Shingle malt, of course.
Brigg says, “another submission from Brigg.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
What do you call a red-headed girl whose brain chemistry tells her that
her parents are never coming home?
Little Endorphin Annie.
CT says, “I had to fiddle with the setup – before it was ‘what do you call a red-headed girl with hyperactive brain chemicals’?.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
What do you call a red-headed girl whose brain chemistry tells her that
her parents are never coming home?
Little Endorphin Annie.
CT says, “I had to fiddle with the setup – before it was ‘what do you call a red-headed girl with hyperactive brain chemicals’?.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
Father to son: “Would you like to accompany me to the Himalayas and be my
climbing guide?”
Son to father: “Sure pa!“
Ron says, “Love your site!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
Father to son: “Would you like to accompany me to the Himalayas and be my
climbing guide?”
Son to father: “Sure pa!“
Ron says, “Love your site!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, as a fellow lefty I always notice a person’s dominant hand *write* away. Can you think of some pick-up lines I can use on left-handed fellows? Thanks. ~Deborah, Vancouver
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Down with Ritey!”
2) “You’re a healthy guy, I noticed you eat a lot of fibre. It must be your right branned thinking.”
3) “Show me who’s my daddy – I wanna call you my south pa.”
4) “Ned Flanders gets me hot and bothered. So come back home to my left-hornium.”
5) “I wanna ride your jumbo jet – I’ll be a passenger on Lefthansa.”
6) “Ambi sextrous?”
7) “Can’t we just share the lefter?”
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