LOSIN’ MY SCHOOL

Dear Pungents, Help! I am an elementary school teacher, and one of my students keeps whining that she is bored; I’ve used up all my comebacks in the last 8 months teaching her. Please give me some puns so I can make it to the end of June!

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Bored? I’ll show you board! [then you hand her a wooden board] Now wooden you like to work?”

2) “Like some cheese with your whine?”

3) “Here, look in this carton [you hand her carton of eggs] – egg-sight ment!”

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