Dear Pungents, I have just bought a new road bike, a Trek 1200; it is black, white, red and aluminum coloured. I was hoping you could help me with a punny name for it, somehow relating it to one or more of the following: I’m an aerospace grad student, I usually mountain bike (not road bike), and my mountain bike’s name is Pumpkin. Thanks! ~Marc, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Eros Pace – she flies at the speed of love
2) The Highway RAWBer – Red, Alum, White and Black
3) Not the Thinker, but the Rider: aka Auguste Roadin.
4) Flower Pedals?