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Pun for 06/02/05

Andrew from Dugald:
Jesus encountered a man with DMS (dry mouth syndrome) and said: “I can offer thee salivation!”

A nonbeliever with an empty beer mug bumped into Jesus at a wedding… Jesus just said: “Fill his Stein!”

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