Frank from Eldorado:
When is reading the rules and laws of a game a happy, noisy and boisterous activity?
When it’s the rules and laws of basketball: ie hoop la!
A terrorist travelling toward his destination on the weekend had to make an overnight rest stop. The desk clerk at the motel told him that, since business was slow, he could take advantage of the Monday night rate. The terrorist declined saying: “No need! Got nitrate in trunk!”
What do you call an unhealthy pachyderm?