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Pun for 06/11/05

Frank from Eldorado:
A cotton farmer in the South was plagued by boll weevils ruining his crop. No matter what he tried, it failed. Finally, someone suggested he’d trap the little beasts with honey, and lo and behold it worked! All the boll weevils descended on the honey dish, got stuck, died and so the cotton crop was saved. What is the summary of this story?

Honey is the lure of boll weevils.

Also:

A golf club offered, as a prize to anyone scoring a hole in one, a Scandinavian vacation, including a game of golf with a famous local golf professional. When a winner emerged, he declared: “There is Norway I would choose any other golf pro to play with than Annika Sorenstam. Finnish discussion! Playing with her would be real Swede.”

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