LIFT WHIFF (or… ELEVATOR FLATULATOR?)

Dear Pungents, don’t you hate it when you’re in an elevator, and somebody decides to fart? What’s worse, whoever dealt it, refuses to own up to it! I need a pun to blurt out in such a stinky situation. ~Andrew, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Boy what a long ride – this elevator just keeps going farter and farter.”

2) “Wow, look at all the butt-ends (buttons) lighting up!”

3) “Did someone sneeze? Gas-undheit!”

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