Frank from Eldorado, ON:
Samples from Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
geneology – study of Middle eastern mythological creatures, customarily found inprisoned in bottles.
oncology – course required for those who provide their services on call.
air assault – a system by which solid or liquid particles are dispersed in gaseous or fog-like form.
monumental – derogatory term used in Jamaica referring to one’s insufficient brain capabilities.