Andrew from Dugald:
Jesus encountered a man with DMS (dry mouth syndrome) and said: “I can offer thee salivation!”
A nonbeliever with an empty beer mug bumped into Jesus at a wedding… Jesus just said: “Fill his Stein!”
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Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
A dairy farmer discovered that one of his cows had an udder with seven teats. So astonished was he, that he notified the Museum of Nature’s Oddities (MONO) and offered the udder to the museum when the cow dies. A special glass container was made to hold the strange udder, but a clumsy attendant dropped it and it broke. Luckily, it was put together with epoxy and crazy glue, and so it could be used when the time came to prepare the exhibit.
What is the short summary of this story?
A glued urn preserves an udder.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Now that we know who “Deep Throat” was, can you imagine how Richard Nixon would have FELT, if he had known?
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Just driving down the Trance Canada….(Whoa, almost nodded off there! ) and it occured to me…would a bunch of rookie boxers be a group of neophytes?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
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