Frank from Eldorado:
Once I had a terrible weight problem, which was exesherbeted by my love
for ice cream. Then I lost a lot of weight, and my pants fell down. Needless to
say, I was very embareassed.

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CHOLER HOLLER

Dear Pungents, I need a pun that basically says, “Dont drink dirty water, because you might get cholera!” ~Mark, Ottawa, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “This is one choler you don’t want hear from.”

2) “Waterborne diseases – they grab you by the choler.”

3) “What’s worse than back pain? Bacteria pain!”

4) (more literary) “Did Choleridge keep a diarrhea?”
OR
5) “Even Anne Frank didn’t make that many diarrhea entries.”

6) “E.Coli – it ain’t no eco-lie: the dirty truth about cholera.”

7) “Stop! Water you doing? Think before you drink.”

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Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When a group of witches get together to make Italian pie, is it called a pizza coven?

The Italian fisherman caught a great big eel which he promptly fell in love with. His brother just shook his head, sighed and said, “That’s a moray!”

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