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All Puns for August, 2005


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08/31/05

Frank from Eldorado:
Once I had a terrible weight problem, which was exesherbeted by my love
for ice cream. Then I lost a lot of weight, and my pants fell down. Needless to
say, I was very embareassed.

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08/31/05

Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.

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08/30/05

The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.

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08/29/05

When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?

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08/28/05

The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.

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08/27/05

NED: Are you going to the fumigation convention?
ED: Yeah, I picked up a couple ticks!

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08/26/05

Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?

Because they are French and orignal.

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08/25/05

My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!

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08/24/05

My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.

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08/23/05

Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?

Sigh, nod.

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