Frank from Eldorado:
From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary (pertaining to the Theory of Relativity):
claimant: female “relative” who asserts that she is the sister or sister-in-law of one’s mother or father.
truant: female relative who IS the sister or sister-in-law of one’s mother or father.
carbuncle: brother or brother-in-law of one’s mother or father on sugar-free diet.
Press release: the generals of the U.S. Army expressed their tanks to the Pentagon for supplying new armoured vehicles.