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Pun for 08/19/05

PUN ON DEMAND: RAISING A PUCKUS

Dear Pungents, I need something for a get well card that I’m writing on a hockey puck. I already have a puck that says “Merry puckin Christmas” and “Happy puckin birthday”; now I need one for “get well”… all I came up with was “slap-shot yourself better real soon.” Not too funny. ~Michele, Chicago, Illinois

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “I heard you’ve been a bit down on your puck - but at least you get to play hockey from work (or school).”

2) “Good health should be your number one goalie.”

3) “I’m glad your illness is in de crease.”

4) “Pucker up! Get better so I can kiss you.”

5) “I hope your disease won’t leave any puck marks.”

6) “‘Shot’ happens… get well soon.”

FINALLY

7) “I’ve been worrying my faceoff.”

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