Barney the Dinosaur was murdered by his best friend Baby Bop. Police are still looking for the purple-traitor.
Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
Calvin from Edmonton:
I’m having a tryst in my cubicle with my co-worker. Would you call that a desk-apade?
Maybe this has been done before?
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?
When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!