Calvin from Edmonton:
I’m having a tryst in my cubicle with my co-worker. Would you call that a desk-apade?
Maybe this has been done before?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...BEAUTIFUL SIXTER
Dear Pungents, my beautiful older sister is turning 60 and easily looks in her mid-forties. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, is 5’4″, petite, sweet and all-around a good person and great sister. I want something clever to say on her birthday without hurting her feelings or putting her down on turning 60. ~Patty, Lubbock, Texas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “You’re one Sixy Beast!”
2) “You’re a sight to be senior!”
3) “You’re still young. When you sing Happy Birthday, you won’t win any Granny Awards!”
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When I saw that the mountain bike racers from Queens University had taken all the spots on the podium, all I could think was ‘wow, it’s a Queens Sweep‘!
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Dear Pungents, I’m about to whoop my housemates’ asses in a waffle-making contest, and I need a good pun to throw their way when I’m declared the winner. ~Toxic Chi, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Couldn’t you do any batter?”
2) “I’m waffle. You’re just woeful.”
3) “I’m the foodal lord; you’re the lowly syr’p (serf).”
4) “Yours tasted so bad… what – did you think we were making Belchin’ waffles?”
5) “After I humiliate you, it’ll be ‘Leggo my ego‘!”
Finally
6) “My recipe – it packs a brunch!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
I was tutoring my son in trigonometry. I told him he’d have to pass a test before I’d help him get a loan for a car he wanted. However, he diplayed sines that he wanted me to cosine for that loan without him making an effort. So, our conversation went off on a tangent, and he still has no car.
And from Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
occidental: having to do with the teeth of a neutered male bovine.
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Dear Pungents, I need a pun about a bicycling team that works hard, and their perseverance pays off ~Abby, Decatur, Georgia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “It was tire-ing, but our actions have spoke for us!”
2) “This is our best gear ever!”
3) “We’re riding our own story!”
4) “We faced many obstacles but our spirit did not brake!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Fencing is definitely not for the feint of heart.
Which Greek philosopher first realized the benefits of drinking dairy products? Milkcrates. (Totally based on the common mispronunciation of Socrates)
What did the Japanese greenskeeper do when Tiger Woods complained about the state of the fairways?
He fell on his own sward.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
What do you call a fast food restaurant at the airport?
Tarmacdonald’s.
The string section of a symphony orchestra was ambushed and attacked by a bunch of street thugs. In order to defend themselves the gentle musicians had to resort to violins.
Frank says, “P.S. Happy Labour Day, Pun Gents!”
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