Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
Calvin from Edmonton:
I’m having a tryst in my cubicle with my co-worker. Would you call that a desk-apade?
Maybe this has been done before?
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?
When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!
Dear Pungents, my beautiful older sister is turning 60 and easily looks in her mid-forties. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, is 5’4″, petite, sweet and all-around a good person and great sister. I want something clever to say on her birthday without hurting her feelings or putting her down on turning 60. ~Patty, Lubbock, Texas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “You’re one Sixy Beast!”
2) “You’re a sight to be senior!”
3) “You’re still young. When you sing Happy Birthday, you won’t win any Granny Awards!”
Is a studly chess player a Castlenova?
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
Marc from Toronto:
When I saw that the mountain bike racers from Queens University had taken all the spots on the podium, all I could think was ‘wow, it’s a Queens Sweep‘!