Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
Calvin from Edmonton:
I’m having a tryst in my cubicle with my co-worker. Would you call that a desk-apade?
Maybe this has been done before?
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?
When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
Dear Pungents, my beautiful older sister is turning 60 and easily looks in her mid-forties. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, is 5’4″, petite, sweet and all-around a good person and great sister. I want something clever to say on her birthday without hurting her feelings or putting her down on turning 60. ~Patty, Lubbock, Texas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “You’re one Sixy Beast!”
2) “You’re a sight to be senior!”
3) “You’re still young. When you sing Happy Birthday, you won’t win any Granny Awards!”
Is a studly chess player a Castlenova?
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.