Calvin from Edmonton:
I’m having a tryst in my cubicle with my co-worker. Would you call that a desk-apade?

Maybe this has been done before?

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When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!

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BEAUTIFUL SIXTER

Dear Pungents, my beautiful older sister is turning 60 and easily looks in her mid-forties. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, is 5’4″, petite, sweet and all-around a good person and great sister. I want something clever to say on her birthday without hurting her feelings or putting her down on turning 60. ~Patty, Lubbock, Texas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “You’re one Sixy Beast!”

2) “You’re a sight to be senior!”

3) “You’re still young. When you sing Happy Birthday, you won’t win any Granny Awards!”

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