Dear Pungents, I’m looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon
AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:
1. “Strokin it hard – We’re the breast!”
2. Freestylin’
3. “No Spitzing in the pool”
4. “I pity the pool!” (Mr. T image/voice needed)
5. All Goggley-Eyed
6. “We ain’t lane down for nobody.”
7. Chlorus Girls
8. Chlorine Dream
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Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m a grad student at the U of T Institute for Aerospace Studies, and our Aerospace Student Association needs a punny slogan to put on the back of this year’s shirts for sale. Some great puns are in order. As an example, last year’s was ‘Get high the Wright way‘. Thanks Gents! ~Marc, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. “ASA: proudly following the teachings of Aileron Hubbard.”
2. “We never blow our fuselage.”
3. “Insert slogan here [space permitting].” (play on words)
4. “Aerospace: it’s uplifting.” (pow)
5. “We’re always raising a flap.” (pow)
6. “ASA: give us a party, and we’ll rocket.”
7. “Practice safe treks. Always use a rudder.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
There’s a new service on cable-TV featuring the Toronto Star and Globe
and Mail. It’s on paper-view.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When the writers of the Declaration of Independence realized their septic tank had overflowed, they immediately put quill to paper and came up with “We hold these turds to be self-effluent…”
“Morning constitutional?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
If the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court of the U.S. falls through, she might get a job as a corporate attorney for a hotel chain. If that happens, we might see the following headline:
“Marriott hires Harriet Miers“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The zoo knows that gorilla marketing can be very effective.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, please – a pun about slime. Thanks ~Chris, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “What the muck!?”
2) “This is not a very goo request.”
3) “In hell, do the bars serve Coke with a lice of slime?” (spooner)
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