Dear Pungents, I’m looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon
AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:
1. “Strokin it hard – We’re the breast!”
2. Freestylin’
3. “No Spitzing in the pool”
4. “I pity the pool!” (Mr. T image/voice needed)
5. All Goggley-Eyed
6. “We ain’t lane down for nobody.”
7. Chlorus Girls
8. Chlorine Dream