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All Puns for October, 2005

10/31/05

Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?

No – as a vampire, he was undeed.

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10/30/05

What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?

Sole.

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10/30/05

THE SWIM JIMS?

Dear Pungents, I’m looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon

AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:

1. “Strokin it hard – We’re the breast!”

2. Freestylin’

3. “No Spitzing in the pool”

4. “I pity the pool!” (Mr. T image/voice needed)

5. All Goggley-Eyed

6. “We ain’t lane down for nobody.”

7. Chlorus Girls

8. Chlorine Dream

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10/29/05

Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?

They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.

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10/28/05

Are the rooves on Al-Qaeda hideouts tiled with terror cotta?

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10/27/05

Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.

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10/26/05

Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.

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10/26/05

SPACE CASE

Dear Pungents, I’m a grad student at the U of T Institute for Aerospace Studies, and our Aerospace Student Association needs a punny slogan to put on the back of this year’s shirts for sale. Some great puns are in order. As an example, last year’s was ‘Get high the Wright way‘. Thanks Gents! ~Marc, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. “ASA: proudly following the teachings of Aileron Hubbard.”

2. “We never blow our fuselage.”

3. “Insert slogan here [space permitting].” (play on words)

4. “Aerospace: it’s uplifting.” (pow)

5. “We’re always raising a flap.” (pow)

6. “ASA: give us a party, and we’ll rocket.”

7. “Practice safe treks. Always use a rudder.”

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10/25/05

Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?

Because of the butt-talks!

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10/24/05

How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?

Sighin’ language.

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