Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...THE SWIM JIMS?
Dear Pungents, I’m looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon
AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:
1. “Strokin it hard – We’re the breast!”
2. Freestylin’
3. “No Spitzing in the pool”
4. “I pity the pool!” (Mr. T image/voice needed)
5. All Goggley-Eyed
6. “We ain’t lane down for nobody.”
7. Chlorus Girls
8. Chlorine Dream
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...SPACE CASE
Dear Pungents, I’m a grad student at the U of T Institute for Aerospace Studies, and our Aerospace Student Association needs a punny slogan to put on the back of this year’s shirts for sale. Some great puns are in order. As an example, last year’s was ‘Get high the Wright way‘. Thanks Gents! ~Marc, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. “ASA: proudly following the teachings of Aileron Hubbard.”
2. “We never blow our fuselage.”
3. “Insert slogan here [space permitting].” (play on words)
4. “Aerospace: it’s uplifting.” (pow)
5. “We’re always raising a flap.” (pow)
6. “ASA: give us a party, and we’ll rocket.”
7. “Practice safe treks. Always use a rudder.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
There’s a new service on cable-TV featuring the Toronto Star and Globe
and Mail. It’s on paper-view.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When the writers of the Declaration of Independence realized their septic tank had overflowed, they immediately put quill to paper and came up with “We hold these turds to be self-effluent…”
“Morning constitutional?”
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