What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
Dear Pungents, I’m looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon
AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:
1. “Strokin it hard – We’re the breast!”
2. Freestylin’
3. “No Spitzing in the pool”
4. “I pity the pool!” (Mr. T image/voice needed)
5. All Goggley-Eyed
6. “We ain’t lane down for nobody.”
7. Chlorus Girls
8. Chlorine Dream
Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
Dear Pungents, I’m a grad student at the U of T Institute for Aerospace Studies, and our Aerospace Student Association needs a punny slogan to put on the back of this year’s shirts for sale. Some great puns are in order. As an example, last year’s was ‘Get high the Wright way‘. Thanks Gents! ~Marc, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. “ASA: proudly following the teachings of Aileron Hubbard.”
2. “We never blow our fuselage.”
3. “Insert slogan here [space permitting].” (play on words)
4. “Aerospace: it’s uplifting.” (pow)
5. “We’re always raising a flap.” (pow)
6. “ASA: give us a party, and we’ll rocket.”
7. “Practice safe treks. Always use a rudder.”
Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
Ron from Toronto:
There’s a new service on cable-TV featuring the Toronto Star and Globe
and Mail. It’s on paper-view.
Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When the writers of the Declaration of Independence realized their septic tank had overflowed, they immediately put quill to paper and came up with “We hold these turds to be self-effluent…”
“Morning constitutional?”
When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
Frank from Eldorado:
If the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court of the U.S. falls through, she might get a job as a corporate attorney for a hotel chain. If that happens, we might see the following headline:
“Marriott hires Harriet Miers“