Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...GROANERAL ELECTRIC?
Dear Pungents, I see Mark has beaten me to the request [see 10/26 POD]. I too was going to ask about a t-shirt slogan; this time it’s for the electrical engineer’s shirt. Last year’s was ‘CMOS run’. Funny ideas might include ideas:
-any of Maxwell’s equations, electricity/magnetism laws: Ampere’s Law, Faraday’s Law, Gauss’ Law, Coulomb’s Law
-the signal processing sinc function; the Fourier series
-circuit devices: MOSFETs, diodes, capacitors/inductors/resistors, maybe Thevenin/Norton techniques, phasor analysis
Thanks a lot! ~Greg, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Who else loves diodes, capacitors and inductors? Check us out: we’re circuits freaks!”
2) “What are the favourite cookies of electrical engineers? Mr. Thevenin and Mr. Norton.”
3) “Don’t resist us – you’ll get ohmed!”
4) “We don’t shave; women like it Fourier.” [have to mispronounce it]
5) “Electrical engineers are horny… you’re giving me Max Swell!”
6) “We get it right the first time; everything else is re-volting.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mechanics only eat salad with wrench dressing?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There was a rare National Geographic clip of an elephant ingesting its own proboscis. Unfortunately the footage was trunkated.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...SODA & GOMORRAH
Dear Pungents, a pun please about advertisements concerning the company Pepsi. ~Kristin, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Forget rotting teeth, these ads are rotting my brain. Somebody better col-a fizzician!”
2) “When I watch their commercials, it’s pap see!”
3) “Another darn Pepsi ad? I feel like I’m being soda-mized!”
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