Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
Dear Pungents, I see Mark has beaten me to the request [see 10/26 POD]. I too was going to ask about a t-shirt slogan; this time it’s for the electrical engineer’s shirt. Last year’s was ‘CMOS run’. Funny ideas might include ideas:
-any of Maxwell’s equations, electricity/magnetism laws: Ampere’s Law, Faraday’s Law, Gauss’ Law, Coulomb’s Law
-the signal processing sinc function; the Fourier series
-circuit devices: MOSFETs, diodes, capacitors/inductors/resistors, maybe Thevenin/Norton techniques, phasor analysis
Thanks a lot! ~Greg, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Who else loves diodes, capacitors and inductors? Check us out: we’re circuits freaks!”
2) “What are the favourite cookies of electrical engineers? Mr. Thevenin and Mr. Norton.”
3) “Don’t resist us – you’ll get ohmed!”
4) “We don’t shave; women like it Fourier.” [have to mispronounce it]
5) “Electrical engineers are horny… you’re giving me Max Swell!”
6) “We get it right the first time; everything else is re-volting.”
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
Do mechanics only eat salad with wrench dressing?
Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
There was a rare National Geographic clip of an elephant ingesting its own proboscis. Unfortunately the footage was trunkated.
Dear Pungents, a pun please about advertisements concerning the company Pepsi. ~Kristin, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Forget rotting teeth, these ads are rotting my brain. Somebody better col-a fizzician!”
2) “When I watch their commercials, it’s pap see!”
3) “Another darn Pepsi ad? I feel like I’m being soda-mized!”