Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...GROANERAL ELECTRIC?
Dear Pungents, I see Mark has beaten me to the request [see 10/26 POD]. I too was going to ask about a t-shirt slogan; this time it’s for the electrical engineer’s shirt. Last year’s was ‘CMOS run’. Funny ideas might include ideas:
-any of Maxwell’s equations, electricity/magnetism laws: Ampere’s Law, Faraday’s Law, Gauss’ Law, Coulomb’s Law
-the signal processing sinc function; the Fourier series
-circuit devices: MOSFETs, diodes, capacitors/inductors/resistors, maybe Thevenin/Norton techniques, phasor analysis
Thanks a lot! ~Greg, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Who else loves diodes, capacitors and inductors? Check us out: we’re circuits freaks!”
2) “What are the favourite cookies of electrical engineers? Mr. Thevenin and Mr. Norton.”
3) “Don’t resist us – you’ll get ohmed!”
4) “We don’t shave; women like it Fourier.” [have to mispronounce it]
5) “Electrical engineers are horny… you’re giving me Max Swell!”
6) “We get it right the first time; everything else is re-volting.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...SODA & GOMORRAH
Dear Pungents, a pun please about advertisements concerning the company Pepsi. ~Kristin, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Forget rotting teeth, these ads are rotting my brain. Somebody better col-a fizzician!”
2) “When I watch their commercials, it’s pap see!”
3) “Another darn Pepsi ad? I feel like I’m being soda-mized!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There is one news agency that never gets the story. They call it Loiters.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...During the government enumeration process, there was an old woman who kept handing out pie. She said, “It’s a treat for the census!”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
A prince locked his princess in the tower because every time he made a
street rhyme that included a clever play on words she would would put it
on ebay for the highest bidder. He called her Rap-Pun-Sell.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”
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Dear Pungents, I just saw you on Speakers Corner… I want a pun about – YOUR MOTHER! ~Mark, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
1) “Your mother’s so stew-pita [stupid], she runs a soup + falafel place!”
2) “Your mother’s so ogle-y [ugly], she looks at other men!”
3) “Your mother’s sofa-@ [fat], she has her own couch website!”
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