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All Puns for November, 2005

11/30/05

If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?

Eurasian.

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11/29/05

Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?

Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!

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11/28/05

All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.

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11/27/05

Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?

It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.

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11/26/05

The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.

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11/25/05

What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?

A lump of cold.

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11/25/05

GROANERAL ELECTRIC?

Dear Pungents, I see Mark has beaten me to the request [see 10/26 POD]. I too was going to ask about a t-shirt slogan; this time it’s for the electrical engineer’s shirt. Last year’s was ‘CMOS run’. Funny ideas might include ideas:
-any of Maxwell’s equations, electricity/magnetism laws: Ampere’s Law, Faraday’s Law, Gauss’ Law, Coulomb’s Law
-the signal processing sinc function; the Fourier series
-circuit devices: MOSFETs, diodes, capacitors/inductors/resistors, maybe Thevenin/Norton techniques, phasor analysis
Thanks a lot! ~Greg, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Who else loves diodes, capacitors and inductors? Check us out: we’re circuits freaks!”

2) “What are the favourite cookies of electrical engineers? Mr. Thevenin and Mr. Norton.”

3) “Don’t resist us – you’ll get ohmed!”

4) “We don’t shave; women like it Fourier.” [have to mispronounce it]

5) “Electrical engineers are horny… you’re giving me Max Swell!”

6) “We get it right the first time; everything else is re-volting.”

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11/24/05

PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.

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11/23/05

Do mechanics only eat salad with wrench dressing?

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11/22/05

Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.

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