Why must fraternal twins have separate fathers?
Because – it’s a case of polygamete.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...AROUND THE CURLED
Dear Pungents, can you give me a fictitious country’s ‘olympic team name’ for a curling bonspiel? ~Coralie, Salmon Arm, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) I-rock
2) Estoneia
3) Ice-land (and you’re from Rinkjavik!)
4) Sweepistan
5) Skiptzerland
6) North or South Curlina
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?
In the Barn Munch-hausen!
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Dear Pungents, here’s a challenge: I need a pun to put on a pen to pass out at a friend’s wedding. (It’s a tradition in our little friend-group to pass out the pens) She’s a smartly dressed designer and he’s an engineer. They both like to work out. ~Laura, Chicago, IL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) This pen is for marking the occasion! (POW)
2) Modern pens are the perfect marriage of design and engineering (not a pun)
3) This isn’t a marker.. It’s a pen, silly!
4) The bride and groom’s workouts will hereby consist solely of sexercise.
5) The groom is de-signing his life away.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Bryan from Toronto:
What’s orange and sounds like a ricochet?
‘Tang!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do they clone dead royalty?
With a Princess Die.
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