AROUND THE CURLED

Dear Pungents, can you give me a fictitious country’s ‘olympic team name’ for a curling bonspiel? ~Coralie, Salmon Arm, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) I-rock
2) Estoneia
3) Ice-land (and you’re from Rinkjavik!)
4) Sweepistan
5) Skiptzerland
6) North or South Curlina

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BRIDE AND GROAN

Dear Pungents, here’s a challenge: I need a pun to put on a pen to pass out at a friend’s wedding. (It’s a tradition in our little friend-group to pass out the pens) She’s a smartly dressed designer and he’s an engineer. They both like to work out. ~Laura, Chicago, IL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) This pen is for marking the occasion! (POW)
2) Modern pens are the perfect marriage of design and engineering (not a pun)
3) This isn’t a marker.. It’s a pen, silly!
4) The bride and groom’s workouts will hereby consist solely of sexercise.
5) The groom is de-signing his life away.
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SMART BALMS

Dear Pungents, I wanted to make lip balms called “Balm Shells” but that name is taken. I need a clever name for a personality-based lip balm, very girly. ~Natalie, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Lipstream
2) Tulip Balm
3) La Balmba
4) Labial me Lovely
5) Loose Lips
6) Hiplips
7) Liposexy (better than liposuction you’ll agree)
8) Miss Kiss/Missy Kissy
9) Lipsterine
10) Nape Lipogon (like Lake Nipigon? no…)

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