Dear Pungents, here’s a challenge: I need a pun to put on a pen to pass out at a friend’s wedding. (It’s a tradition in our little friend-group to pass out the pens) She’s a smartly dressed designer and he’s an engineer. They both like to work out. ~Laura, Chicago, IL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) This pen is for marking the occasion! (POW)
2) Modern pens are the perfect marriage of design and engineering (not a pun)
3) This isn’t a marker.. It’s a pen, silly!
4) The bride and groom’s workouts will hereby consist solely of sexercise.
5) The groom is de-signing his life away.