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All Puns for January, 2006

01/31/06

Why must fraternal twins have separate fathers?

Because – it’s a case of polygamete.

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01/30/06

Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?

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01/28/06

The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.

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01/27/06

How do you educate a prostitute?

Horticulture.

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01/26/06

AROUND THE CURLED

Dear Pungents, can you give me a fictitious country’s ‘olympic team name’ for a curling bonspiel? ~Coralie, Salmon Arm, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) I-rock
2) Estoneia
3) Ice-land (and you’re from Rinkjavik!)
4) Sweepistan
5) Skiptzerland
6) North or South Curlina

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01/26/06

Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?

In the Barn Munch-hausen!

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01/25/06

BRIDE AND GROAN

Dear Pungents, here’s a challenge: I need a pun to put on a pen to pass out at a friend’s wedding. (It’s a tradition in our little friend-group to pass out the pens) She’s a smartly dressed designer and he’s an engineer. They both like to work out. ~Laura, Chicago, IL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) This pen is for marking the occasion! (POW)
2) Modern pens are the perfect marriage of design and engineering (not a pun)
3) This isn’t a marker.. It’s a pen, silly!
4) The bride and groom’s workouts will hereby consist solely of sexercise.
5) The groom is de-signing his life away.
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01/24/06

NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.

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01/23/06

Canada election prediction: many pun-decided voters will express their Layton desires.

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01/22/06

What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?

Copulate.

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