Dear Pungents, can you give me a fictitious country’s ‘olympic team name’ for a curling bonspiel? ~Coralie, Salmon Arm, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) I-rock
2) Estoneia
3) Ice-land (and you’re from Rinkjavik!)
4) Sweepistan
5) Skiptzerland
6) North or South Curlina
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Loading...Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?
In the Barn Munch-hausen!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pungents, here’s a challenge: I need a pun to put on a pen to pass out at a friend’s wedding. (It’s a tradition in our little friend-group to pass out the pens) She’s a smartly dressed designer and he’s an engineer. They both like to work out. ~Laura, Chicago, IL
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bryan from Toronto:
What’s orange and sounds like a ricochet?
‘Tang!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do they clone dead royalty?
With a Princess Die.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I wanted to make lip balms called “Balm Shells” but that name is taken. I need a clever name for a personality-based lip balm, very girly. ~Natalie, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Lipstream
2) Tulip Balm
3) La Balmba
4) Labial me Lovely
5) Loose Lips
6) Hiplips
7) Liposexy (better than liposuction you’ll agree)
8) Miss Kiss/Missy Kissy
9) Lipsterine
10) Nape Lipogon (like Lake Nipigon? no…)
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Why don’t you like the official web sites for any cities in France?
ED: Because – they’re the epitome of e-ville.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Being a chimney sweep is a plume job. It soots them just fine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are ‘fruity’ bananas afraid to come out, because of the pear pressure?
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