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Pun for 02/03/06

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Dear Pungents, I would like a few puns to say at a wedding for two friends: Timm, an Austrian and Eileen a Scot. ~Ron, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Timm looks like the clear Vienner in this wedding.”

2) “Timm said ‘Don’t be sheepish, you can lean on me.’
She said, ‘That’s right, Eileen on ewe.’”

3) “When they first met, Timm said ‘Can I sit beside you?’
She said in her accent ‘Aye, lean!’”

4) If she turns out to be a cannibal, their love will not German-ate.

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