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Pun for 02/25/06

The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”

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