Dear Pungents, Can you come up with a pun for the host of a computers & technology awards ceremony? Thanks! ~Adam, Orlando, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Don’t give anyone here a sandwich. They’ll take a thousand megabites.”
2) “I thought I’d Cobol together a few jokes. But they were too Basic. So I’ll be Turing over a new leaf. Let’s C, plus plus…“
3) “I was late getting here. I was locked up in my Fortran.”
4) “Java good time so far?”
5) “Welcome to my humble Adobe (pronounced A-dowb).”
6) “It was a hard drive coming to this ceremony!”
7) “My friend dug his finger in his nose with gusto, and was so happy when he found something. I guess you could say he was picks-elated?” (ok a bit too much)
8) “I decided to get a sharper monitor. It’s my New Year’s resolution.”
9) “Computers make my mother bored.”