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Pun for 03/09/06

PUN ON DEMAND: PUNGUINS?

Dear Pungents, something to do with animals, please. ~Naomi, Aloha, Oregon

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) How much does a chicken impersonator cost? A bok.
2) And are horses agreeable? Nay.
3) Are cats hypochondriac? Meow.
4) Do suckling pigs play tittely-oinks?
5) Do artsy German goats listen to Baa-haus music?

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