GIVE ME YOUR FORKING MONEY!

Dear Pungents, I need a pun that links biking to a charity campaign my office is running for an umbrella organization representing 16 health charities. Something that puts “bike” and “give money” together. ~ Kristen, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Does cycling ring a bell? It certainly has a peal!

2) Biking + Charity = fun-raising

3) Join us on our highway to health

4) Our bicycles have spoke volumes!

5) Cycling for health – it’s a wheel blast!

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THE CLAWT THICKENS

Dear Pungents, I need puns that include the words (or sound) “claw” and generally has a good connotation. Example, “Clawmpliment”, “Clawmmendation“‘ ~ Kathy, Greeley, Colorado

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Clawn Bowling

2) Clawng and lean

3) Layin’ down the claw

4) What time is it? 12 O’Clawck

5) Clawck a doodle doo

6) Santa Claws

7) Eating too much will clawg your arteries

8) The dutch wear clawgs

9) There’s lots of gold in the Klawndike

BONUSES:
10) This pun request is clawbbering me over the head

11) This is a clawckamamie request

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SUN OFF A BEACH

Dear Pungents, I need something related to the beach/summer, etc. for door prize raffles for a summer-thremed party. ~ Eve, Medford, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Shell out for some great prizes

2) Surf a good cause – enter our raffle

3) You win sun and you lose sun

4) Tan-talizing prizes!

6) Mind if I Hasselhoff you for a raffle?

7) Win some outdoor prizes!

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