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All Puns for April, 2006


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04/30/06

The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.

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04/29/06

Are homosexuals promiscuous?

Only if they go on two menny dates!

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04/28/06

What do you call crappy French clothing?

A zut suit!

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04/27/06

Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.

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04/26/06

Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”

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04/25/06

The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.

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04/24/06

Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam?

Chainmail letters.

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04/23/06

GIVE ME YOUR FORKING MONEY!

Dear Pungents, I need a pun that links biking to a charity campaign my office is running for an umbrella organization representing 16 health charities. Something that puts “bike” and “give money” together. ~ Kristen, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Does cycling ring a bell? It certainly has a peal!

2) Biking + Charity = fun-raising

3) Join us on our highway to health

4) Our bicycles have spoke volumes!

5) Cycling for health – it’s a wheel blast!

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04/23/06

THE CLAWT THICKENS

Dear Pungents, I need puns that include the words (or sound) “claw” and generally has a good connotation. Example, “Clawmpliment”, “Clawmmendation“‘ ~ Kathy, Greeley, Colorado

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Clawn Bowling

2) Clawng and lean

3) Layin’ down the claw

4) What time is it? 12 O’Clawck

5) Clawck a doodle doo

6) Santa Claws

7) Eating too much will clawg your arteries

8) The dutch wear clawgs

9) There’s lots of gold in the Klawndike

BONUSES:
10) This pun request is clawbbering me over the head

11) This is a clawckamamie request

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04/23/06

SUN OFF A BEACH

Dear Pungents, I need something related to the beach/summer, etc. for door prize raffles for a summer-thremed party. ~ Eve, Medford, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Shell out for some great prizes

2) Surf a good cause – enter our raffle

3) You win sun and you lose sun

4) Tan-talizing prizes!

6) Mind if I Hasselhoff you for a raffle?

7) Win some outdoor prizes!

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