The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam?
Chainmail letters.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...GIVE ME YOUR FORKING MONEY!
Dear Pungents, I need a pun that links biking to a charity campaign my office is running for an umbrella organization representing 16 health charities. Something that puts “bike” and “give money” together. ~ Kristen, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Does cycling ring a bell? It certainly has a peal!
2) Biking + Charity = fun-raising
3) Join us on our highway to health
4) Our bicycles have spoke volumes!
5) Cycling for health – it’s a wheel blast!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...THE CLAWT THICKENS
Dear Pungents, I need puns that include the words (or sound) “claw” and generally has a good connotation. Example, “Clawmpliment”, “Clawmmendation“‘ ~ Kathy, Greeley, Colorado
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Clawn Bowling
2) Clawng and lean
3) Layin’ down the claw
4) What time is it? 12 O’Clawck
5) Clawck a doodle doo
6) Santa Claws
7) Eating too much will clawg your arteries
8) The dutch wear clawgs
9) There’s lots of gold in the Klawndike
BONUSES:
10) This pun request is clawbbering me over the head
11) This is a clawckamamie request
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Dear Pungents, I need something related to the beach/summer, etc. for door prize raffles for a summer-thremed party. ~ Eve, Medford, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Shell out for some great prizes
2) Surf a good cause – enter our raffle
3) You win sun and you lose sun…
4) Tan-talizing prizes!
6) Mind if I Hasselhoff you for a raffle?
7) Win some outdoor prizes!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Did you hear about the panhandler who was asking everyone for one million dollars?
He never got a dime because you should never put all your begs in one ask-it.
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