Andrew from Dugald:
Ever notice how the guys from Kellogg’s really don’t like the guys from Post and Nabisco? I mean, why does their relationship have to be so AdverCereal?

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Andrew from Dugald:
I went to my first Masonic meeting last night. While I thought it would be all about secret handshakes and mysterious goings-on, it turned out they spent the evening canning peaches!

It was a very Jar-Ring experience.

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ROLLANDA FLOOR?

Dear Pungents, I need a roller-derby name; please refer here for examples. Everything I come up with is already taken, but I will give you due credit: this is your chance to play a part in roller-derby history! Check my website to get an idea of things I’m into – and come up with a tailor-made derby-name for me! ~Liz, St. Louis, Missouri

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Skatanica
2) AGotha (Anti)Christie
3) Art Skull (with umlaut above the u)
4) Bang Her Management
5) ELiza, I Make you Cryza
6) Genital CRashes
7) Queen Cobrassiere
8) The MuSicilian Mafia

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