Andrew from Dugald:
Ever notice how the guys from Kellogg’s really don’t like the guys from Post and Nabisco? I mean, why does their relationship have to be so AdverCereal?

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Andrew from Dugald:
I went to my first Masonic meeting last night. While I thought it would be all about secret handshakes and mysterious goings-on, it turned out they spent the evening canning peaches!

It was a very Jar-Ring experience.

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ROLLANDA FLOOR?

Dear Pungents, I need a roller-derby name; please refer here for examples. Everything I come up with is already taken, but I will give you due credit: this is your chance to play a part in roller-derby history! Check my website to get an idea of things I’m into – and come up with a tailor-made derby-name for me! ~Liz, St. Louis, Missouri

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Skatanica
2) AGotha (Anti)Christie
3) Art Skull (with umlaut above the u)
4) Bang Her Management
5) ELiza, I Make you Cryza
6) Genital CRashes
7) Queen Cobrassiere
8) The MuSicilian Mafia

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BUCK YOU!

Dear Pungents, I participate in a group involved in currency tracking and would like some puns related to banknotes. Love your site, and I think if anyone can come up with some funny money puns, it’s the Gents! ~Jocelyn, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Currency puns tend to be real kroners.”
2) “Scientists are still working on the origins of the Big Bank.”
3) “If coin-collecting is numismatics, is banknote-collecting Loomismatics?”
4) “Can I offer you some paper mint T…bills?”
5) “Did you ever know that you’re my euro?…”
6) “Why are there problems with counterfeiting of large bills? If the bills are so large, they shouldn’t fit on counters!”

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