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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for May, 2006

05/31/06

I’ll shuffle my Excel spreadsheet data only as a last re-sort.

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05/30/06

NED: I’m against breastfeeding in public!
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because – it’s such a sore-tit affair!

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05/29/06

Last words of the Titanic captain?

‘Holey Ship!’

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05/28/06

Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?

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05/27/06

Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?

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05/26/06

Andrew from Dugald:
Ever notice how the guys from Kellogg’s really don’t like the guys from Post and Nabisco? I mean, why does their relationship have to be so AdverCereal?

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05/26/06

My spit doesn’t sink. It’s so phlegm buoyant.

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05/25/06

NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.

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05/24/06

If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?

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05/23/06

Andrew from Dugald:
I went to my first Masonic meeting last night. While I thought it would be all about secret handshakes and mysterious goings-on, it turned out they spent the evening canning peaches!

It was a very Jar-Ring experience.

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