ITALIAN SCALLIONS

Dear Pungents, a pun about Italian food please. ~Bluey, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Veni vidi, vino – I came, I saw, I drank.”
2) “Do Italians make dog food? Yes – kenneloni!”
3) “Which dish is most addictive? Smackaroni and cheese.”
4) “What’s the riskiest Italian recipe? Ricotta, with your pants down!”
5) “You shouldn’t eat turtleini – it’s endangered.”

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This war Is Rael. It’s Syrias. As for the Lebanese militia, I really don’t cedar point. It Hezbollahshit written all over it; like I Tel my friend Aviv, they don’t Haifa chance. Their leader’s a joke too – I heard the Gaza Strip-club owner (got a loan from the West Bank). I think the terrorists should make love, not war. You know – Hamas Sutra. So hey Mistah Taliban – thanks for Sharon – but go fly Al-Qaeda!

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Andrew from Dugald:
Why do so many aboriginal cultures have a heavy emphasis on drumming? Because its full of cymbalism.

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Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.

p.s. The Pun Gents were featured on CityTV’s Speakers Corner this past weekend! You can check out our shenanigans here.

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