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Pun for 07/30/06

This war Is Rael. It’s Syrias. As for the Lebanese militia, I really don’t cedar point. It Hezbollahshit written all over it; like I Tel my friend Aviv, they don’t Haifa chance. Their leader’s a joke too – I heard the Gaza Strip-club owner (got a loan from the West Bank). I think the terrorists should make love, not war. You know – Hamas Sutra. So hey Mistah Taliban – thanks for Sharon – but go fly Al-Qaeda!

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