Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
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Dear Pungents, a woman I work with does not pronounce the word ‘library’ properly. She says “lie-berry” as in, “If I do an interlieberry loan can I take the book out of the building?”. She’s in her late 20s, not kindergarten. It’s starting to freak me out. I’d like to correct her without sounding like little-miss-micro-manager-pants. ~Ainsley, Ottawa, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “I have to be honest with people when they make mistakes. I don’t lie berry well.”
2) “You know which country is most mispronounced? Liberia.”
3) “You know what my favourite fruit is? Strawbraries. I also like bluebraries.” [repeat for as many berries as there are]
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Dear Pungents, I am a podiatrist, I work with feet. I know the obvious ones, but if I have to put up with smelly feet, I’d like to inflict puns as revenge. Please help! ~Ali, Sydney, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Man you got some stinky feet. What do I look like – a poodiatrist?”
2) “Take care of your feet. Don’t make me say I toe’d you so!”
3) “What’s stinkier than an union bun? A bunion pun.”
4) “I met a cute chick who had a nasty infection. I didn’t care though, she’s a fun gal.”
5) “Podiatry is ironic. Cuticles, for example, are ugly.”
6) “A toes, to podiatry! It puts foot on my table.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
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