   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. All Puns for August, 2006Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/31/06
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/30/06
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes? He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/29/06
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/28/06
My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual! (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/27/06
Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/26/06
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/24/06
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/23/06
LIBRAIRHEAD Dear Pungents, a woman I work with does not pronounce the word ‘library’ properly. She says “lie-berry” as in, “If I do an interlieberry loan can I take the book out of the building?”. She’s in her late 20s, not kindergarten. It’s starting to freak me out. I’d like to correct her without sounding like little-miss-micro-manager-pants. ~Ainsley, Ottawa, Ontario AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) “I have to be honest with people when they make mistakes. I don’t lie berry well.” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/23/06
FEET ME A LINE Dear Pungents, I am a podiatrist, I work with feet. I know the obvious ones, but if I have to put up with smelly feet, I’d like to inflict puns as revenge. Please help! ~Ali, Sydney, Australia AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) “Man you got some stinky feet. What do I look like – a poodiatrist?” (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/23/06
If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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