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All Puns for September, 2006

09/30/06

Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.

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09/29/06

Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.

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09/28/06

When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.

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09/27/06

SHAKING THE BEAUTY

Dear Pungents, a pun about something that will improve and revive skin elasticity, restore collagen effectively, maintain beautiful youthful and supple skin, prevent aging. ~Chen, Kuala Lampur, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “What the elderly lack in beauty, they make up for in intelligence. Each old person is aging-ius (a genius).”
2) “Youthfulness isn’t simply genetic – agene can’t prevent aging.”
3) “Kinky? Skin’s key.”
4) “Skin conditioners don’t work well. There’s always a wrinkle or two.”
5) “Those who go to beauty collagen don’t just pay lips service.”
6) “Jesus gave away all His revitalizing skin creams – at the Last Supple.”

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09/27/06

My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!

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09/26/06

NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!

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09/25/06

YOU GOTTA BELEAHVE

Dear Pungents, a pun on ‘Leah’. ~Heather, Valdosta

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Leahve me alone
2) One Life to Leahve.
3) Leahway
4) Princess Leah
5) PLeah bargaining
6) Leahther pants

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09/25/06

NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.

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09/24/06

The newly-elected mayor was a midget, practised in the art of smallitics.

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09/23/06

Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.

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