Dear Pungents, I need a pun for a charity leaflet to help under-nourished children in Malaysia. Something to do with vitamin C, chewable tablets, protein/carbohydrate deprivation, food scarcity and such. Thanks. ~Chen, Kuala Lampur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Make a donation and you’ll C the difference.
2) When we C malnourished children on the street, we invitamin for food!
3) The food shortages in Kuala Lampur are distressing. It’s scare city!
4) Vitamin tablets. Chews life.
5) Let’s take the ‘malady’ out of Malaysia.