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All Puns for March, 2007

03/31/07

Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?

Because Kevin Fed her line.

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03/30/07

The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.

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03/29/07

Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.

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03/28/07

NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!

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03/27/07

The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.

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03/26/07

The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.

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03/25/07

The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.

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03/24/07

Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?

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03/23/07

Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.

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03/22/07

Sex toys go back thousands of years, even into the Mesoamericas. They were never at a loss for anal wands during the Ass tech empire.

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