The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.
Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.
Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.