The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.
Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.
Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.
Dear Pungents, I’m taking a group of high school girls to Spain for spring break, and we’re making t-shirts for the trip. Any ideas for a good Spanish pun? My dad suggested the old “Jose, can you see” joke. Can you all do better? Thanks. ~Kathleen, Marion, Kentucky
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) No Spain, no gain
2) Basque in the glow
3) Iberia? I hear ya!
4) Who’s pain for this vacation anyway?
5) We’re having a paella of fun.
6) The Toureadors
7) Maraca and roll!
8) Sevillization, here we come.
9) Kentucky girls get drunk in Barsaloona.
10) The Star Spanglish Banner!