Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
Month: March 2007
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.
Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
AMERICASA E SU CASA
Dear Pungents, I’m taking a group of high school girls to Spain for spring break, and we’re making t-shirts for the trip. Any ideas for a good Spanish pun? My dad suggested the old “Jose, can you see” joke. Can you all do better? Thanks. ~Kathleen, Marion, Kentucky
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) No Spain, no gain
2) Basque in the glow
3) Iberia? I hear ya!
4) Who’s pain for this vacation anyway?
5) We’re having a paella of fun.
6) The Toureadors
7) Maraca and roll!
8) Sevillization, here we come.
9) Kentucky girls get drunk in Barsaloona.
10) The Star Spanglish Banner!
DANCE IN YOUR PANTS!
Dear Pungents, I am part of a UK dance troupe and we are looking for a name for ourselves. We were thinking something to do with ‘north’, ‘angels’, ‘dance’ etc. The best we came up with was Independance, but it’s taken. Please help us. Thanks! ~Lisa, Newcastle, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Dance Cap
- Waltz Disney
- Ballet cats (like alley cats)
- Ballrumour
- The Floorists
- Leggends
- Hot Bawdies
- The Right Angels
- The Leaping Lezzos
- Steposaurus
- 12 Step Program
- The Troupadores
- Angel Station
- Sleeping Booty
- Northogonal
- Pair o’ Leg Gals (Paralegals)
- Return to Saunter
- Cancanoodle
- The Discompany
- Inspector Pirouettes (Poireau)
- The Tony Dancers (Tony Danzas)
- Salsangels
- Barton Phunk
what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
MARCH 14 – IT’S PYRO DAY!
Dear Pungents, a pyromania pun please! ~Kate, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Hear about the lousy pyromanic, who was fired from his job? He went on the Arsonio Hall show to complain.
2) Hear about the mathematician who torched his house on March 14? He was quite the pi rho.
3) Comedian Richard was a pryoromaniac.
4) Pyromaniacs aren’t very hardworking. They’re always blazing on the job.
5) Pyromania puns are awful. They’re the flamest of jokes.