Month: March 2007

Dear Pungents, I’m taking a group of high school girls to Spain for spring break, and we’re making t-shirts for the trip. Any ideas for a good Spanish pun? My dad suggested the old “Jose, can you see” joke. Can you all do better? Thanks. ~Kathleen, Marion, Kentucky

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) No Spain, no gain
2) Basque in the glow
3) Iberia? I hear ya!
4) Who’s pain for this vacation anyway?
5) We’re having a paella of fun.
6) The Toureadors
7) Maraca and roll!
8) Sevillization, here we come.
9) Kentucky girls get drunk in Barsaloona.
10) The Star Spanglish Banner!

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Dear Pungents, I am part of a UK dance troupe and we are looking for a name for ourselves. We were thinking something to do with ‘north’, ‘angels’, ‘dance’ etc. The best we came up with was Independance, but it’s taken. Please help us. Thanks! ~Lisa, Newcastle, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The Dance Cap
2. Waltz Disney
3. Ballet cats (like alley cats)
4. Ballrumour
5. The Floorists
6. Leggends
7. Hot Bawdies
8. The Right Angels
9. The Leaping Lezzos
10. Steposaurus
11. 12 Step Program
12. The Troupadores
13. Angel Station
14. Sleeping Booty
15. Northogonal
16. Pair o’ Leg Gals (Paralegals)
17. Return to Saunter
18. Cancanoodle
19. The Discompany
20. Inspector Pirouettes (Poireau)
21. The Tony Dancers (Tony Danzas)
22. Salsangels
23. Barton Phunk

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Dear Pungents, a pyromania pun please! ~Kate, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Hear about the lousy pyromanic, who was fired from his job? He went on the Arsonio Hall show to complain.
2) Hear about the mathematician who torched his house on March 14? He was quite the pi rho.
3) Comedian Richard was a pryoromaniac.
4) Pyromaniacs aren’t very hardworking. They’re always blazing on the job.
5) Pyromania puns are awful. They’re the flamest of jokes.

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Dear Pungents, something relating to my school motto, incorporating ‘light’ or ‘enlightenment’ or James Bond and light (referring to the year seeing as its 007), would be very much appreciated. Our motto is ‘Light come visit me.’ ~Emily, Hobart, Tasmania, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “After graduation, get on a flight! Come visit me.“
2) “Lichen, visit me! I’ll moss everyone from 2007! We had fungus! Shaloam!”
3) ‘”007 – It’s been a bonderful year.”
4) “James Bond was an Irish-Arab Swede. They called him Dubai O’Sven.”

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