AMERICASA E SU CASA

Dear Pungents, I’m taking a group of high school girls to Spain for spring break, and we’re making t-shirts for the trip. Any ideas for a good Spanish pun? My dad suggested the old “Jose, can you see” joke. Can you all do better? Thanks. ~Kathleen, Marion, Kentucky

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) No Spain, no gain
2) Basque in the glow
3) Iberia? I hear ya!
4) Who’s pain for this vacation anyway?
5) We’re having a paella of fun.
6) The Toureadors
7) Maraca and roll!
8) Sevillization, here we come.
9) Kentucky girls get drunk in Barsaloona.
10) The Star Spanglish Banner!

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DANCE IN YOUR PANTS!

Dear Pungents, I am part of a UK dance troupe and we are looking for a name for ourselves. We were thinking something to do with ‘north’, ‘angels’, ‘dance’ etc. The best we came up with was Independance, but it’s taken. Please help us. Thanks! ~Lisa, Newcastle, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Dance Cap
  2. Waltz Disney
  3. Ballet cats (like alley cats)
  4. Ballrumour
  5. The Floorists
  6. Leggends
  7. Hot Bawdies
  8. The Right Angels
  9. The Leaping Lezzos
  10. Steposaurus
  11. 12 Step Program
  12. The Troupadores
  13. Angel Station
  14. Sleeping Booty
  15. Northogonal
  16. Pair o’ Leg Gals (Paralegals)
  17. Return to Saunter
  18. Cancanoodle
  19. The Discompany
  20. Inspector Pirouettes (Poireau)
  21. The Tony Dancers (Tony Danzas)
  22. Salsangels
  23. Barton Phunk
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MARCH 14 – IT’S PYRO DAY!

Dear Pungents, a pyromania pun please! ~Kate, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Hear about the lousy pyromanic, who was fired from his job? He went on the Arsonio Hall show to complain.
2) Hear about the mathematician who torched his house on March 14? He was quite the pi rho.
3) Comedian Richard was a pryoromaniac.
4) Pyromaniacs aren’t very hardworking. They’re always blazing on the job.
5) Pyromania puns are awful. They’re the flamest of jokes.

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