Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
When geometers get a loan, do they need a cosiner?
Dear Pungents, We’re about to join a couples bowling league and need a team name. Thanks! ~Jason and Karen, Cumberland, RI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Clark Kent and Lois Lane
2) (Don’t) Strike Your Spouse
3) Love to Spare
4) We’re not Splitsville!
(all plays on words)
Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.
The mafia hitman brought candles along to his hit. He had to wax someone. He was wicked.
Andrew from Dugald:
A singing chimpanzee with open sores has become the latest folk-rock sensation. Despite his skin infection, he has decided to embrace it and will be touring as “Simian and Carbuncle.”
Who leaves me speechless?
How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.