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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for April, 2007

04/30/07

Canadian spies are relentless. CSIS never stops.

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04/29/07

Who wore deerskin coats?

Daddy Wore bucks.

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04/28/07

Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.

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04/27/07

When geometers get a loan, do they need a cosiner?

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04/26/07

God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.

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04/25/07

Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n'this!?’

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04/24/07

With the passing of Russian President Boris Yeltsin, the Gents reiterate that his role in Chechnya was Grozny overrated.

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04/23/07

BOWLING FOR LOVERS

Dear Pungents, We’re about to join a couples bowling league and need a team name. Thanks! ~Jason and Karen, Cumberland, RI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Clark Kent and Lois Lane
2) (Don’t) Strike Your Spouse
3) Love to Spare
4) We’re not Splitsville!
(all plays on words)

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04/23/07

Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.

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04/22/07

There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.

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