Canadian spies are relentless. CSIS never stops.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
When geometers get a loan, do they need a cosiner?
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
With the passing of Russian President Boris Yeltsin, the Gents reiterate that his role in Chechnya was Grozny overrated.
Dear Pungents, We’re about to join a couples bowling league and need a team name. Thanks! ~Jason and Karen, Cumberland, RI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Clark Kent and Lois Lane
2) (Don’t) Strike Your Spouse
3) Love to Spare
4) We’re not Splitsville!
(all plays on words)
Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.