BOWLING FOR LOVERS

Dear Pungents, We’re about to join a couples bowling league and need a team name. Thanks! ~Jason and Karen, Cumberland, RI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Clark Kent and Lois Lane
2) (Don’t) Strike Your Spouse
3) Love to Spare
4) We’re not Splitsville!
(all plays on words)

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Andrew from Dugald:

A singing chimpanzee with open sores has become the latest folk-rock sensation. Despite his skin infection, he has decided to embrace it and will be touring as “Simian and Carbuncle.”

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Andrew from Dugald:

Spock never cared for jazz vocalizations, in fact he thought they were crap! The scientist in him would kick in and he’d say, “Scat-illogical, Captain.

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Andrew from Dugald, MB:

Unlike the large amount of people involved in the singing group based in Salt Lake City, Utah, one single gay fellow is able to fill a room with music on his own. Clacking shelled creatures together, the Mere Man Tap Barnacle Queer is a very unique experience.

I told my girlfriend that sun tanning was bad for her. Disbelieving, she said, ” Oh. Go wan?”

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Jay from Rhode Island:

Waddya you call a group of mobile musicians who’ve lost their privileges to play in public?

A marching banned.

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