Dear Pungents, We’re about to join a couples bowling league and need a team name. Thanks! ~Jason and Karen, Cumberland, RI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Clark Kent and Lois Lane
2) (Don’t) Strike Your Spouse
3) Love to Spare
4) We’re not Splitsville!
(all plays on words)
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
A singing chimpanzee with open sores has become the latest folk-rock sensation. Despite his skin infection, he has decided to embrace it and will be touring as “Simian and Carbuncle.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Spock never cared for jazz vocalizations, in fact he thought they were crap! The scientist in him would kick in and he’d say, “Scat-illogical, Captain.“
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Unlike the large amount of people involved in the singing group based in Salt Lake City, Utah, one single gay fellow is able to fill a room with music on his own. Clacking shelled creatures together, the Mere Man Tap Barnacle Queer is a very unique experience.
I told my girlfriend that sun tanning was bad for her. Disbelieving, she said, ” Oh. Go wan?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Jay from Rhode Island:
Waddya you call a group of mobile musicians who’ve lost their privileges to play in public?
A marching banned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, please describe my job as a professional video producer: I shoot and edit video tours of ‘reel estate’ for sale or rent. The videos can be produced for other businesses, too. Finally, these short films are for streaming on the Internet. ~Jay, Providence, Rhode Island
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Jay V See
2) Jay-V’s Home Videos
3) Veni Vidi Video.
4) Short films aka Vidgets
5) The ProdiJay
6) “See videos of your new home on Jay’s Internest Streaming.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!
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