One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.
Fondling your own clone is a perv version.
It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.
NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?