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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for May, 2007


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05/31/07

One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.

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05/30/07

The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.

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05/29/07

They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.

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05/28/07

Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.

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05/27/07

When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.

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05/25/07

Fondling your own clone is a perv version.

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05/24/07

If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?

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05/23/07

It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.

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05/22/07

Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.

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05/21/07

Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.

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