One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.
When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
Fondling your own clone is a perv version.
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.