NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
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