Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!