Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
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