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All Puns for July, 2007

07/31/07

NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!

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07/30/07

Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.

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07/29/07

There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!

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07/28/07

Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.

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07/27/07

They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”

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07/26/07

Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.

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07/25/07

The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.

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07/23/07

If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.

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07/22/07

After he had his skin bleached, Michael Jackson felt de-hue-manized.

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07/21/07

There will be many more Italians on Earth, after the Human Gino-me Project.

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