NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...After he had his skin bleached, Michael Jackson felt de-hue-manized.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There will be many more Italians on Earth, after the Human Gino-me Project.
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