Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!