Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
I made an mp3 of my car slowing down. It was a record braking event.