Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
Month: September 2007
I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
Which insects are voyeurs?
Spied hers!
INTELLEXICAL PROPERTY RIGHTS
Dear Pungents, I’d like a pun for patent attorneys: anything to do with science and technology, inventions, and/or the law. ~Charmaine, Denver, Colorado
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “The Belgians are upset that they never get credit for the invention of fries. It’s a case of copyright inFrenchment.”
2) “Pornstars acquire property rights for their films at the trademark orifice.”
3) “Counterfeit perfumes are in violation of lie-scentsing agreements.”
4) “Patent law: aka the Statute of Imitations.”
CRAP ARTISTS
Dear Pungents, puns please on the following words/topics: gun, gangster, grime, music , rap , freestyle, fresh. ~Xavier, Brighton, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Someone’s gunna get shot!
2) “Clean up your act, because grime doesn’t pay.”
3) “I didn’t see the hitman’s target. Did Al Cap one?”
4) “Too many cooks spoil the broth. Especially with gang-stirs.”
5) “Ancient Greeks builders were known for their frieze-tiling. When they tried to throw down rhymes they didn’t throw up no bricks.”