01/12/200909/30/2007 They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine! Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/12/200909/29/2007 Only old people watch the Grammy Awards. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/12/200909/28/2007 NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault. ED: Why’s that? NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia! Share this pun (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/12/200909/26/2007 When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!” Jesus replied, “Yahweh!” Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/12/200909/25/2007 Ms. Jolie’s become skinny as a string. Brad’s worried. Soon they’ll be Banjolina! Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/12/200909/24/2007 What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common? He brew religion. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/12/200909/23/2007 Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet! Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/12/200909/22/2007 The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number! Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
01/12/200909/21/2007 I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
01/12/200909/20/2007 There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...