They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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