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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
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All Puns for September, 2007

09/30/07

They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!

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09/29/07

Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.

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09/28/07

NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!

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09/26/07

When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”

Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”

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09/25/07

Ms. Jolie’s become skinny as a string. Brad’s worried. Soon they’ll be Banjolina!

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09/24/07

What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?

He brew religion.

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09/23/07

Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!

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09/22/07

The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!

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09/21/07

I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.

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09/20/07

There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.

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