CRAP ARTISTS

Dear Pungents, puns please on the following words/topics: gun, gangster, grime, music , rap , freestyle, fresh. ~Xavier, Brighton, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Someone’s gunna get shot!
2) “Clean up your act, because grime doesn’t pay.”
3) “I didn’t see the hitman’s target. Did Al Cap one?”
4) “Too many cooks spoil the broth. Especially with gang-stirs.”
5) “Ancient Greeks builders were known for their frieze-tiling. When they tried to throw down rhymes they didn’t throw up no bricks.”

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