I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
Andrew from Dugald:
Archaeologists have unearthed a heretofore unknown weapon while digging at Machu Pichu. Designed to stun ememies instead of killing them, the slingshot-like device used potatoes as ammunition! Dubbed ” the Inca-pasi-tater“, it has led them to wonder if a “Machu Pea Shooter” is laying there, just waiting to be discovered.
Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”