I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
Andrew from Dugald:
Archaeologists have unearthed a heretofore unknown weapon while digging at Machu Pichu. Designed to stun ememies instead of killing them, the slingshot-like device used potatoes as ammunition! Dubbed ” the Inca-pasi-tater“, it has led them to wonder if a “Machu Pea Shooter” is laying there, just waiting to be discovered.
NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.