I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Archaeologists have unearthed a heretofore unknown weapon while digging at Machu Pichu. Designed to stun ememies instead of killing them, the slingshot-like device used potatoes as ammunition! Dubbed ” the Inca-pasi-tater“, it has led them to wonder if a “Machu Pea Shooter” is laying there, just waiting to be discovered.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
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