For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
Andrew from Dugald:
Archaeologists have unearthed a heretofore unknown weapon while digging at Machu Pichu. Designed to stun ememies instead of killing them, the slingshot-like device used potatoes as ammunition! Dubbed ” the Inca-pasi-tater“, it has led them to wonder if a “Machu Pea Shooter” is laying there, just waiting to be discovered.
NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.