I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
Which appliances attract graffiti?
Advice to pants-wearing men: don’t get caught in the penis fly-trap.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.