I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which appliances attract graffiti?
Maytag.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Advice to pants-wearing men: don’t get caught in the penis fly-trap.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
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